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Mark Alford (r) [2023 file photo].

Today:

Congressman Mark Alford
[May 8, 2026]

Iran cannot get a nuclear weapon. Period.
We will not leave until the Strait of Hormuz is open and that threat is eliminated. That’s how you protect American energy, lower gas prices, and stand up for America’s farmers and small businesses.
The pressure is building, & the American people expect results…⏰
[….]

In case anyone is keeping score, the Strait of Hormuz was open before Donald Trump started his splendid little war, Iran did not have nuclear weapons (they signed an agreement which Donald Trump ditched), and gas and diesel prices are still going up.

Stating “…We will not leave until the Strait of Hormuz is open and that threat is eliminated…” is a special kind of stupid.

Some of the responses to Mark Alford (r):

Mark, after Donnie is gone, who will be your pick for the next cult leader?

Bad combover. Check. Too long red tie. Check. Orange spray tan. Check. Tiny hands. Check. Cluelessness. Check…

It was open before the war and Iran did not have a nuke. It’s a war of choice. Republican choice.

Maybe if we hadn’t illegally gone into IRAN..wouldn’t be an issue.

Mark Alford loves Trump brand koolade and thinks we all should.

The stupid love trump

If Iran is a no-longer a threat…why is the straight not opened? If it was all about Nukes and we blew everything up…why not get out?

We will not get a better deal than the JCPOA. There is no exit strategy and Iran can take the economic pain far longer than poor rural American can. Enjoy your high gas prices. I’ll enjoy my EVs charged from solar panels.

Let’s talk about who tore up the previous agreement 8 years ago.

wrong. They were compliant until trump got jealous of the black man .

The mic drop at the White House Press Association dinner was priceless…

Ah, the Strait was open and the threat was non-existent until Trump fucked everything up. Are you with Trump?

That’s telling him.

How about making Trump get congressional approval like he is required to by law?

Iran holds all the cards, dumbass!

We obliterated their nuclear program a year ago?

Why did Trump unilaterally withdraw from the JCPOA 8 years ago today? All he ever stated publicly was it “was a bad deal” and he fixated on us sending them some cash… That’s it.

He never understood the deal we had, and his loyalists and donors wanted it torn up. Look how much profit the oil companies are making now!

Wait! Back in June 2025 Trump bombed Iran’s Nuclear Reactors. After the bombing, Trump, Hegseth, and Rubio held a press conference.Trump stated that the bombing were a complete success! That the bombing completely obliterated the Nuclear Reactors and that It would take many years before Iran would have the ability to build nuclear weapons! Hegseth also used the term obliterated, claiming that that the Iran capability to produce nuclear weapons was completely destroyed!
So, if Iran’s nuclear weapons capability was completely destroyed last June, then how could Iran possibly have the ability to develop nuclear weapons now?

Because Trump lied???

What I’m Shocked! “The Greatest President of Mark Alford’s lifetime “ lied ?! That just can’t be! I know that Mark has a reasonable explanation for this! As Mark always says “God has a plan “ ! Of course if God’s plan is different from Trump’s plan then God just like the Pope is going to get a lecture from Pete Hegseth and Marco Rubio what it means to be a
Christian!

Just another distraction.
Hormuz was open.
There was an agreement about nuclear development.
Time, money, and lives later, we’re now trying to get back to where we were.
Even Saudi Arabia isn’t in the Ballroom Republicans’ corner on this one.

Well Republicans aren’t doing a very good job of it if that’s the goal.

So before the felon started an unnecessary war and ripped up the JCPOA, we had all that.
Brilliant.

[….] the Strait is still not fully open, US forces struck Iranian facilities just yesterday, and the administration is now negotiating a deal that lifts sanctions and releases frozen Iranian funds in exchange for a nuclear moratorium. That’s not eliminating the threat. That’s the Iran deal Dozing Donnie tore up in 2018. Thousands died to get back to where we started. [….]

Hurting due to tariffs and poor foreign relations policies as well.

Thank you Mark Alford for the HIGH Gas Prices

Why do you want to be on the wrong side of history?

No, but Trump can get a $1BB ballroom.

Iran doesn’t need to develop a nuclear weapon to enact economic harm.
Nitwit.

He mean like how tariffs are sending a record number of farmers into bankruptcy?

Our president is senile and controls 5000 nuclear weapons. Who are we to judge anyone?

The Obama negotiated agreement pretty much kept them from getting nuclear weapons. The strait was open gas was reasonable.trumps war hurt consumers, gave a windfall of 20 billion to the oil companies, and mysterious people keep making stock market profits buying or shorting stocks after trump announcements. And we are paying a BILLION DOLLARS PER DAY for war when it could go to Universal health care, childcare, schools, feeding people housing the homeless. Please RESIGN NOW YOU REPRESENT TRUMP NOT MISSOURIANS.

Wasn’t the strait already open and Iran didn’t have a nuclear weapon before this all started? And wasn’t there an agreement in place already for all of this in 2016 that was torn up by the president?

Are these lower gas prices in the room with you???

Heh. Someone won the internets today.

I thought y’all claimed we wiped out their capabilities??

These guys are so stupid it’s pitiful

The Straight your dear leader got closed? The one that WAS open and Rump closed? THAT straight? Man, I thought we were talking about a different straight. My bad.

You sawed off liar, I laugh at the way Republicans are trying to sell oil and gas price gouging as a righteous thing while being a lil coward unwilling to follow your Article I powers to declare a legitimate war. The people who swallow your bullshit are figuring out you’re nothing but a lying hypocrite. 🤥

Even on your own page, people don’t take you seriously. More than twice the number of laugh responses than likes.

Boy! – You are drunk with MAGA kool-aid.

Alford you’re a dumbass.

Oh and Trump and Hegseth killed school aged kids due to their incompetence and frail egos. Again, kick rocks.

It was cool when we had a deal in place and every intelligence organization agreed it was working.
But you stupid chucklefukks thought it would be fun to cancel it.

That’s how you get America into a huge mess with no reasonable conclusion.

Only fools believe this.

Lol, in otherwords, the same deal that trump tore up. What a fucking dumbass idiot

The Obama agreement that dumpy tore up dealt with all of that. Dumbshit!

Mark Alford (r) [2024 file photo].

Thank you, Joe Biden (D)!

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Joe Biden (D) [2020 file photo].

Yesterday:

Congressman Mark Alford

[May 7, 2026]

❗Breaking ground on a stronger, safer future for Missouri❗
Joined Governor Mike Kehoe, local leaders, and Missouri Department of Transportation today in Columbia to kick off the I-70 expansion—bringing three lanes in each direction from Rocheport to Columbia. This transformational investment will reduce congestion, improve safety, and keep our state moving.
Proud to stand alongside community partners as we lay the foundation for long-term growth, and to continue working in Congress to support projects that build on this momentum right here in MO-04! 🛣️

There is much hilarity in the responses:

Mark, why do you look so happy? Is it because you stole a Democratic funded project to put your name on it?

Shouldn’t you be in Washington! You have some bad issues there!

Is Mark using Joe Biden’s shovel????🪏 Since this was Biden’s legislation? Awesome work, indeed.

few republicans voted for Biden’s infrastructure bill, but they all love taking credit for the results.

First time anyone in the photos have held hand tools

Is Alford wearing his own personal microphone?

A huge thank you to President Joe Biden and his congress for funding this project. Dang I miss Democrats!

Thanks Joe Biden for signing the infrastructure bill after the last Trump administration had Infrastructure Week for 4 years and did nothing

Say that again. Just love how repubs take credit for programs they voted against. Vote Blue.

Adding more lanes rarely reduces traffic congestion long-term because of a phenomenon known as induced demand. While new lanes might temporarily ease congestion, the increased capacity attracts more drivers, leading to more trips and longer commutes. Within 5–10 years, traffic typically returns to or exceeds previous congestion levels

[….] We’re just reminding people that the money allocated for this is a result of President Biden’s infrastructure bill, yet Mark Alford and Mike Kehoe are taking credit for it.

Thank Joe Biden for all the infrastructure improvements.

Thanks President Biden for your hard work taking care of people

Winning!

Thanks, Joe Biden! Infrastructure bill still paying for itself!

Great Job Biden!

Thank you President Biden for the infrastructure bill that made this possible.

Thanks to the Biden infrastructure bill.

Now if we only could afford gas to drive on it.

Nobody can afford to drive on the damn thing

Regular Unleaded yesterday, 5/6/26 $4.30 gallon in Lee’s Summit

Can we thank the Biden Administration ,or is that against the MAGA Cult?

You’re a joke!!!!!

Trying to take credit for Biden’s infrastructure bill that EVERY Missouri Republican congressman and woman voted against, I see. 🙄

Mark Alford (r) [2024 file photo].

You had nothing to do with this other than digging a hole!

The federal funding for this project was approved in President Biden’s infrastructure bill, which Mark has always opposed. Now he’s there to claim credit for it. 🤡

Don’t forget to thank Biden’s infrastructure act for your photo op, Mark

Thanks president Biden and now republicans are trying to to take credit for for your accomplishments

You didn’t have any role in this, but you couldn’t pass up the photo opp, could you.

Did you notice the gas prices across the highway? [….]

The Biden Infrastructure program is the only source of your “wins…” 😂

Where do the funding come from? Biden’s infrastructure bill that yall tried to kill? So now you take credit. Congressman Mark Alford you continue to be an embarrassment and disgrace.

He can’t think we’re all this stupid, can he?

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Sadly, yes.

Mark Alford (r) [2024 file photo].

Today:

Congressman Mark Alford
[April 28, 2026]

🚨 Enough is enough. What happened this weekend should shake every American.
A secure White House ballroom is a necessary step forward:
[…]

“Folks, security isn’t a talking point—it’s a responsibility. When threats against our leaders, especially the President of the United States, are rising, we don’t get the luxury of delay or debate for the sake of optics. Building a secure White House Ballroom isn’t about prestige. It’s about preparedness. In this moment, action isn’t optional. It’s overdue!,” said RSC Messaging Task Force Chair Mark Alford (MO-04).

Some of the responses:

We have a mass shootings every couple of days. The violence and violent language has been growing in polotics for decades.
It is not one sided. Denounce it on the GOP side first then denounce across the board. Stop doing it yourself and work on publicly getting along with the democrats.
How many joint appearances have you had with congressman Cleaver?

This is a stupid idea. Donnie, even though he can’t, should delegate stuff like SECURITY to those that would have made a bunch of his appearances safer for all without a bunker/hall at the white house. much cheaper.

Spend, Spend, Spend and keep spending and wasting tax payer dollars on wars, ballrooms and lining a certain family’s pockets. You weren’t great on tv and your worse in congress!

Based on your statement I assume a bill strengthening security at public schools will be forthcoming from your office?

He has no problem playing golf out in the open after a previous “attempt”. So why is the ballroom so important?

Good little parrot [….]

So, it went from no tax payer money to tax payers are paying for it. Screw that ballroom.

What about when the president threatens us? What do we do then?

So is he going to hunker down in his ballroom and stay off the golf course? Cause he golfs every weekend, which doesn’t seem too secure to me. BTW, I think maybe putting some energy and thought into helping the American people might be in order instead of bowing to his every wish. 😡

Has Mexico paid for the wall yet?

Have some more kool aid

You know what was secure? The East Wing of the White House.

Huh? They weren’t at the White House.

How are those kneepads working for ya?

Will his indoor golf course be inside the ballroom too?

And what should we do to protect our school children?

I see you are in on the group texts giving you your talking points.
Maybe you should listen to your constituents instead. We are the ones you represent; not the greedy, narcissistic pres

Wow Mark!
I think it’s an absolutely amazing idea to build a ballroom in every single school in this country. I agree it’s very important to keep American safe. Oh wait… I thought this post was about gun violence. It turns out this is just more propaganda. smh

Cool. Now do schools!

And every school in America should receive the same.

That is just garbage.

I love this, the new Republican talking point is “ballroom security”

you cannot make this up. Anything to deflect.

Build a ballroom in every city in the country, in the off chance the king visits.

“No Kings”

Oh Mark
Will you come build and protect my classroom? Didn’t think so

Look everyone-the newscaster speaks! 🖕😂🖕

Hey weren’t you just clucking about the government having a spending problem? Nothing screams wasteful spending like an unnecessary ballroom.

it’s necessary for him to say they need one so he can kiss Trumps ass.

It would never host a private event…plot cheer boy

Trump said his friends were donating the money foe his ballroom and no taxpayer’s money would be used. What happened? The event was not a Whitehouse event, right?

that’s right.. the WHCA would have no right to hold a private event there. The donors have all signed deals which keeps them anonymous. This is not acceptable. It’s a forum for bribery and eveyone, including this jackass knows it.

How does a ballroom make everyone feel safe?

it makes the master happy, which makes Alford happy.

Can the president play golf in this ballroom? That would save taxpayers a lot of money (140 million spent on golf trips so far this term). Is it big enough for UFC fights or super bowls since he attends those events? Will all private events he attends in the country now be held in this ballroom? Like his fundraisers and crypto bros?
If a ballroom is now considered security, can we also get those for schools and churches? Lots of those in your district…but money is no object, right?

Oh but he can go to a WWF event or rallies, or golf…GTHOH about that damn ballroom. Security was fine. Nothing happened to him. That’s how it works. 🙄

Wait a minute I thought the tax payers weren’t paying for that??

Sadly, no. Kinda happens almost every day somewhere. Hits different when it affects you, huh? Just happened to be the privileged that had security in place to stop the person. What will the cost be for the security that will need to be in place when potus invites hundreds of rando’s onto WH property for a gala?

What happened to ALL the private donors!?! Or weren’t there any?????

I thought the ballroom was already paid for privately. How about focusing on real people with real ordinary issues in your district.

Why are we going to pay for it now? What about all these donations that have already paid for it?

How is this now a requirement for security? He’s still going golfing. And to UFC fights. And football games. And presumably campaigning for people before midterms. None of which happens in that ballroom.

Sorry, not buying it. Security and fancy new expensive unnecessary Ballroom don’t go together.

Grifters

Just Stop!

you want to use tax dollars for a ballroom while Missouri is telling poor kids they can’t have cake and soda?
Is that right?

Not like an entire civilization was threatened.

We see what you did there.

No we should not pay for a ballroom. Fix healthcare first

Tell you what, on behalf of schools everywhere and the children running shooter preparedness drills in them, I’ll send thoughts and prayers your way and you can call them a ballroom

I thought this was going to be privately funded. Meanwhile, you can’t give us healthcare?

Your answer is to build a ballroom.
Will you build a ballroom in every school? Every public place?
Address the real issue with a real solution.
And forget the damn ballroom.

That ballroom will be no match for the November bulldozer that’s coming your way.

Security is a talking point if you’re a little kid in a school.

Let see if I have this correct…in defiance of Congress, and the law, construction was announced and began last July. Less than a year ago. But meanwhile the GOP has had over 15 years to plan a better Healthcare system for the American people, all the while complaining about the program President Obama helped put in place, a program providing health-care to millions, some of whom voted for Trump.
Protection? While protecting the President is important, so are the millions of American children who face the possibility of dying while attending schools. We have lost thousands of children to gunfire at the hands of troubled gunmen. Yet MAGA thinks MORE GUNS is the answer, including arming teachers! Teachers are trained to educate not act as bodyguards or security.
Stop blaming other people for harmful, political rhetoric. The call is coming from inside the (White) House, Mark.

The new ballroom wouldn’t fit the number of people at the WHCD. So…. How’s that going to help?

You do know it was a private invitation only event. Not an official White House event .

You act like this is the first Year this event has been held outside of the White House. It’s been held many times before without incident. It’s not the location that is the issue. It’s the person. We don’t need a change of White House East Wing, we need a change of President

Hitler had a secure bunker that didn’t cost 400 millon.

Mark wants a epstein ballroom not health care for you. [….]

Thoughts and prayers!
That’s what America’s school children get!

Republicans now want to talk about a ballroom instead of Iran, Ukraine, affordability, healthcare,childcare, gas prices, cuts to Medicare Medicaid and snaps.

“Squirrel!”

Oh ffs….here we go.

Is he going to Golf in the ballroom? What happened to the private funding that he said was in place before he just tore the East Wing down?

How would have a Secure WH ballroom stop this guy. President has no control over the press. Why would the American public pay for this private event.
Second does that mean anyone citizen can rent that ballroom just as they could have that hotel banquet room. Why do Americans even chose to believe these guys. Its why we are where we are at..

*shooting occurs*
NORMAL PEOPLE: “This is why we need gun laws”
MAGA: “This is why we need a White House Ballroom”

We were told it was privately funded. Now you want my money???

Are you seriously looking at the prices I’m paying for gas and groceries and telling me I need to dig deeper into my pockets to chip in for the presidents vanity project? Does this seem like the fiscally responsible thing to do?

Who are these past presidents who have been “BEGGING” for a ballroom for “over 150 years???”
Here’s the thing, Mark…
WE, THE PEOPLE, DO NOT WANT A FUCKING BALLROOM. WE WANT OUR EAST WING BACK.
Yes…OUR East Wing! This is the PEOPLE’S HOUSE!!! NOT TRUMP’S!!!

Bullshit……not everyone is buying the crap you keep peddling….

As someone in your district; I didn’t vote for you. Every time you open your mouth, you confirm I made the right choice.

How about, “hang Mike Pence”? You hypocritical sycophant.

They take the American people for fools. And there are a lot of them. Anyone still supporting this administration for instance. But this level of fuckery is so absurd literally ANYONE should be able to see thru it. You are an embarrassment. A boot licker who cares nothing about the people you represent, just filling your pockets and greed. Just gross.

Do you really think we cant see through your bullshit?

Wow, this takes the MAGA clown dissonance to a new level! Great job, Mark, your sycophant POS!

Holy crap dude…the White House was secure before the orange marmalade cut it in half to build his Hobby Lobby reject ballroom.

Wow, Mark. Can’t help yourself can you ?

That doesn’t even make any sense! What the actual hell does the ballroom have to do with any of it? You people are insane!

What an embarrassment you are to Missouri!
Not a single thought in your head that’s original. Just repeating what tRump says.
What a Pathetic little man.

How is the ballroom going to protect him on the golf course or theater or is he just going to stay in there until the end of his term? What happens after his term people might still want to hurt him? Is he going to live in his bunker forever? Wouldn’t it be cheaper to stop being so mean and people wouldn’t want to hurt him? Where did the money go that was donated to build the ballroom? Did he ever really have it or was it a scam from the beginning?

Oh we are shaking all right – our heads wonder how they think we can be so stupid to buy this BS

Mark would rather waste money on wars and ballrooms than help hard working Americans.

Quit trying to sell the ballroom. IDGAF about some room most Americans will never see, much less be inside of.
Had the people in charge of securing the sight done their jobs properly this wouldn’t have been an issue. That’s what happens when putting sycophants in charge of important things. How is it presidents have attended this dinner and this is the 1st time a situation like this happens while attempting to justify an outrageous building expense due to a presidential whim?
C’mon, this reads a lot like “let them eat cake” when people in the state you claim to represent are struggling to just buy groceries and gas.

Ballroom Republicans, tone deaf to the needs of their constituents.

Epstein Ballroom republicans.

What happened to all the rich folks donations for that? Oh….another lie. Smh.

I know what would be more secure than a ballroom for tRump,…PRISON!

You just can’t be that stupid. Please tell me that you’re not.

Mark Alford (r) [2023 file photo].

Can’t think, can’t write, can gaslight a little.

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Eric Schmitt (r) [2025 file photo].

Yesterday:

Senator Eric Schmitt
[April 27, 2026]

Political violence is not a both sides issue.

No one is buying that anymore.

This is a problem uniquely on the Left.

Mainstream media pundits & elected Democrats are spewing rhetoric demonizing Republicans & seemingly ordinary people are starting to see violence as rational form of action.

[….]

Some of the responses:

The Show me State did poorly with this person getting elected to the Senate.

I am not buying what you are selling.

The data says different. [….]

You do realize we have half a century of data detailing violent political crimes…
And that data says you are wrong.

Except data proves that a majority comes from the right.

State your sources, eliminate your opinions, then you can have a discussion with the voters. That is how this works. Facts matter.

You know we can actually see with our eyes and hear with our ears right?

The delusion is strong in this one

I’ll tell Melissa Hortman

Could we get secure ballrooms in public schools and universities then??? Our children need the most protection!
$400 million could fund the protection of our children!!!

Tell me you haven’t read Trump’s truth social posts, without actually telling me you haven’t read Trump’s truth social posts.

Source: trust me, bro… 😂🤡

We know better. 1/6

Not sure if you are aware who our President is, but please check out some of the things he has said and then get back to me.

The leader of the country regularly targets anyone who opposes him and calls them an enemy of the state. He’s called for violence against democrats numerous times. If you want the rhetoric to stop, the POTUS needs to lead the way. Acting like this is a one sided issue is only making it worse. Stop playing victim. It’s getting old.

You look calm and reassuring…

You couldn’t tell the truth if you had to.

What. It’s an overwhelmingly right wing issue and you know it.

Uh oh, you are really not going to like what the actual data says.
According to the FBI & DHS threat assessments, the primary source of domestic extremist violence in the U.S. for years has been right-wing extremism, particularly white supremacist actors. That’s not spin. That’s their own reporting.
We’re talking roughly 70–80% of politically motivated violence tied to that side depending on the year and dataset. So this “uniquely on the Left” narrative? Not supported by the numbers.
You can dislike that reality all you want. Still doesn’t make it less true.

The data says the opposite.

Interesting how literally all factual information on the topic demonstrates you are wrong…

Maybe the good Senator should hang the 10 Commandments up in his office:
The 9th establishes a moral duty to truthfulness.

Don’t let facts get in the way of your propaganda

Repeating a lie doesn’t make it true.

You’ve got to be joking. Political violence is a “both sides” issue in as much as it has happened on both sides. But if you want to blame one side in particular, statistics show overwhelmingly that the right is the more violent side.

This is a load of crap.

As a senator , how does it feel when you post things and people just laugh at how stupid you sound do you feel like you’re going to be reelected?

Propaganda, lies and gibberish on MAGA scale

Oh FFS!!! Are you for real???

You’re delusional

Good gosh. I think you actually believe yourself. Well, that’s one.

Look at your president’s rhetoric not to mention January 6. The hypocrisy is mind boggling. You’re an idiot.

Gaslight much?

Propagandist Schmitt, your boss called for the murder of Liz Cheney, called for a riot on Jan 6, and rage tweets every single night while normal people are sleeping.